Secret meeting of the CPC (Communist Party China) 1 October 2019

root's picture

1 October 2019

 

 

President Xi Jinping

Comrades, thank you for coming to this emergency meeting. The Situation is very serious. The Americans are counter-attacking with 5G. We may lose the battle. We risk a military war; not just a commercial one. We are not interested at all. The rebels in Hong Kong are feeling healthier and more robust. As Mao said: We must seek a light instead of cursing the darkness.

 

Li Qekiang

These are the last gores of the buffalo before it dies. The Americans will not win. 

 

Zhang Dejiang

They may not win in the long run. But the Americans can disrupt our 2025 plan for global economic domination. We don't want delays, and we have to act now.

 

Liu Yunshan

We need bold actions. A significant blow that will destroy the Western economy. As our ancestors said: A single spark can start a fire that devours the prairie. It is the only way forward. China will never again be a slave to the West. Let us not forget that England defeated us twice in 1842 and 1860 to impose its opium on us. We must pay with the same currency.

 

Wang Qishan

If Comrade Liu refers to the "Wet Market" plan, everything is ready. It is the ideal time for phase 0. In a few days, the World Military Olympics will take place in Wuhan.

 

President Xi Jinping

I love the Olympics. I organized it myself in 2008—a success for China. Explain the details of the plan.

 

Wang Qishan

Phase 0 will be to infect all foreign military participating in the Olympics with a severely weakened version of the K virus. They will take it back to their home countries, but this K virus beta will not be lethal.

 

Li Qekiang

Forgive me, comrades, but I don't know this secret plan. I haven't worked with Wang. You could explain it in a few words.

 

President Xi Jinping

I'll summarize to all of you, and then we'll let Wang talk. The plan is extremely secret. Only the members of this meeting know about it. I would have preferred not to start this action, but the US and Trump have forced us to do.

We are a folk with 6 millennia of history who have resisted wars, famines and epidemics. The Black Death of the Middle Ages hardly affected us, but it almost destroyed Europe. China is eternal. That is why we will resist yet another pandemic, created by ourselves. The best-closed door is the one that can be left open. We will open the door to infect the world and then close it to heal our own.

It will be a tough year; our economy will collapse. But we will be reborn as the fenghuang bird, the Chinese phoenix. The rest of the world economy will collapse.

Dear comrades, only one year of suffering against 1000 years of world economic domination. Remember the long march of our great helmsman. It was a year of suffering before he took power. Three hundred seventy days of agonizing before the communist victory in China. 

And we have been in power for almost a century now. It is worth it.

 

Li Qekiang

I have never doubted the wisdom of the game. Mr Chairman, I believe that the same spirit of Mao has inspired you.

 

Wang Qishan

If you allow me, I will explain the rest of the plan. The contagion in a few days from all those foreign military is essential. They will be immunized, and in case the pandemic gets out of control, they will be able to take power in their home countries. We don't want to destroy the world, just bring the West to its knees and strangle its economy.

 

President Xi Jinping

Please continue and explain all the phases. Do not omit any details or risks.

 

Wang Qishan

Phase 0 is the contagion of the military participating in the Olympics worldwide. The virus will not be lethal at this time.

We will study the evolution of the pandemic from the shadow. Our spies will inform us.

Phase I. Infection of the population of Wuhan with the lethal virus.

 

Li Qekiang

How? We are going to infect one of the most important cities in China? I accept the decisions of the party, but I don't understand this one.

 

President Xi Jinping

Stop.

If there is one thing that differentiates us from the West, it is our internal unity. The iron discipline of the party.

We have analyzed everything in detail, and this is the best option. No one will suspect if the virus starts in China. We will be the first victim of an invisible enemy.

 

Wang Qishan

Gentlemen, we have thought of everything. The original virus was stolen from a Canadian laboratory and brought to the germ warfare laboratory in Wuhan. French scientists worked on the beta phase. France is involved and will not tell what it knows. All countries will accept the fact that the virus is natural and not artificial. We have studies ready to show that it comes from the bat or pangolin.

The virus will first appear on the wet market in Wuhan on 15 December 2019. On 1 January 2020 we will notify the WHO and close the market. We will offer all collaboration to sequence the virus. Everything will make scientific sense.

 

President Xi Jinping

Now explain the bad. The year of suffering that awaits our beloved China.

 

Wang Qishan

Yes, Comrade President. Just as our beloved Mao and his comrades suffered for a year during the long march, China will suffer for a year. The disease will spread out of control. We will have to build hospitals from scratch in a few days. But we are ready. Many will die, especially the older ones.

 

Li Qekiang

It should be an honour for them to die for China and its great destiny. We will make them heroes in the media.

 

Wang Qishan

The official figure will be 5000 dead. However, we estimate between 50,000 and 500,000. A ridiculous number for the most populated country in the world. A very high percentage of the victims will be the former sick, old age pensioners, etc. It will not affect the working class. But during one year, the economy will collapse. Negative growth in China and worldwide.

 

President Xi Jinping

We have enough savings to withstand ten years of negative growth. But, according to our calculations, in October 2020 China will be the only country in the world with positive growth. +1.9 compared to -8.3 in Europe and -4.4 in the USA. China will be at the head of a world in ruins. Like the Americans at the end of the Second World War.

 

Li Qekiang

Comrade Chairman. I believe that it was Mao himself who inspired this divine plan. 

 

Wang Qishan

It will be a horrible year for China. Masks and social distance will be mandatory. January - February 2020 will be the peak of the pandemic in our country. Then it will spread all over the world. Something like the Spanish flu of 1918-19.

But world casualties will not be 50 million as they were a century ago. We estimate between 1,000,000 and 5,000,000 worldwide. China will have only between 500,000 and 1,000,000 real casualties.

 

Li Qekiang

That's not a worrying number. The casualties are perfectly bearable. War in the China Sea would exceed that number by five.

 

President Xi Jinping

Comrade Wang, can you tell us what other opportunities the pandemic brings?

 

Wang Qishan

Yes, Mr President. The Chinese economy will, indeed collapse. But new market niches will emerge:

- Masks

- Medical protection equipment

- Respirators

- Disinfectants

We will be the world leaders in their production. The whole planet will buy from us.

 

Zhang Gaoli  

Dear comrades. It is my time to speak as a military advisor. The K virus will help us in our plans for internal homogenization. As you know, Hong Kong is still in confrontation with the party. It will be the perfect time to ban demonstrations because of the risk of contagion. The control of the population will be total. We will destroy all the enemies of the party.

Then the time will come to Taiwan. I promise you that in 2025 that island will return to the bosom of China. We have built an aircraft carrier island in the China Sea. We have four more left. When we have all five lotuses floating in our sea, the United States will have nothing on us. We will sink their aircraft carriers one by one with our new Dong Feng-c19 missiles.

 

President Xi Jinping

What about Russia?

 

Zhang Gaoli  

You know that the enemies of our enemies are our friends. For the time being... 

But Mr President, are we talking about Plan 2025 or Plan 2050?

 

President Xi Jinping

Dear comrades, I think everything is clear. The epidemic will appear at the Wuhan animal market on 15 December 2019. It will spread very quickly throughout China. In February-March 2020 we will start to control it. And right then, the epidemic will spread all over the rest of the world.

No one will suspect us, but we must be careful. To do so, we will have to take the following steps.

  • Controlling the WHO is critical. Money buys will. I am referring to Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, Soumya Swaminathan, Peter Salama, etc. They will be the visible faces of the WHO.
  • If any doctor inside China discusses the official version, he will be a victim of the pandemic immediately.
  • Outside China, if some doctors discuss our arguments, we will turn the WHO against them. Everyone will accuse them of conspiratorial denials.

 

By the way, the donation of 100,000,000 dollars is ready for the members of the WHO?

 

Secretary 1

Yes, Mr President, waiting for your final order.

 

President Xi Jinping

Good. It's not the time yet. We're not going to show our cards now. They will get our money when they need it most. 

We have to get the United States to stop funding the WHO. But that will come. I have plans.

Now, let's think about our own safety. Is the antibody cocktail ready for those here and our families?

 

Secretary 2

Yes, Mr President. It's not exactly a cocktail, but an injectable dose. The antibodies should be forever. The body itself will learn how to produce them naturally. 

But we have scheduled a second injection for February next year in case the virus mutates.

We have no vaccine, but the antibodies are very, very useful in the first phase of infection. No one in the party will die.

 

President Xi Jinping

Perfect. The die is cast. Remember that before being a dragon, you have to suffer like an ant. We will defeat the enemy without staining the sword. 

  • Glory to Mao and the Communist Party.
  • Glory to ancient China, the centre of the world and the origin of civilization.
  • We will control the world economy in 2025 as planned.